The horrors of online dating services

24 May

I am still baffled by it.• The date where the self-identified “artist” revealed her day job was working as a prison guard, and she spent much of our afternoon on a mumbled, paranoid rant about an anonymous “them” who were on the verge of their incipient take over of everything we hold dear. She ordered worth of lunch, which she wouldn’t touch because she was sure it was contaminated.• My date ‘encouraged’ me to share the 0 steak for two.

"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.

Things took a graphic turn as one opportunistic date opened with: 'Your last photo with your boobs so nice.'Is is bad if I touch myself on it?

But we think we’d be remiss not to include the dark and very real amongst the wacky and bizarre.

The Strange• After we had sex, she told a story about her marine biology internship and about a pack of manatees they once found in the water off Key West.

When it comes to online dating it's safe to say that almost every woman has their own personal horror story to share.

And one Instagram account has now revealed the very bleak reality of trying to meet the perfect match in the modern - and apparently rather lewd - world.